Jones College, 23 Sunset Blvd, Houston
~THE PATH TO PARADISE BEGINS IN HELL~
tl;dr: Jones INFERNO is a public that Dante would be hella proud of: we’ll have pizza, CFA nugs, fresh new music, a whole new layout, and a VIP Senior Skip Line. Come dressed in a fire-inspired outfit and join us in our journey through the nine circles of hell.
First Circle: Limbo
It’s Saturday night. Public night. Everyone’s going. You deliberate briefly—to go or not to go? You need to go.
Second Circle: Lust
You dress to impress. Fire-inspired, red-and-black wear. Everyone’s got their eyes on you.
Third Circle: Gluttony
You arrive at the party. Multiple monster pizzas greet you, and fresh CFA chicken.
Fourth Circle: Greed
You watch in envy as the seniors enter through their own line, a pathway right by the beer garden. The entrance is theirs.
Fifth Circle: Anger
You’re angry that you didn’t come earlier. Now all your friends are inside having fun while you’re still waiting in line. But the door is near...
Sixth Circle: Heresy
You’re inside now, dancing like no one’s watching… leaving little room for Jesus.
Seventh Circle: Violence
Music is blasting around you. Red lights fill the room with a violent energy.
Eighth Circle: Fraud
You’ve seen this before… maybe last week….. But that was a sham compared to Jones Inferno...
Ninth Circle: Treachery
Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, but trust us when we say that Jones will show you the best time of your life.
For one night, give in to your deepest desires and sin without punishment. Come to Jones INFERNO: it’s gonna be fire.
Sign up for Non-Rice Guests: https://goo.gl/forms/glWPuFSkYQH9sQdI3 Guests must be 18 years or older and must be registered by 11:59pm on Thursday, September 27th!