Jones Inferno

Jones College, 23 Sunset Blvd, Houston


tl;dr: Jones INFERNO is a public that Dante would be hella proud of: we’ll have pizza, CFA nugs, fresh new music, a whole new layout, and a VIP Senior Skip Line. Come dressed in a fire-inspired outfit and join us in our journey through the nine circles of hell.

First Circle: Limbo

It’s Saturday night. Public night. Everyone’s going. You deliberate briefly—to go or not to go? You need to go.

Second Circle: Lust

You dress to impress. Fire-inspired, red-and-black wear. Everyone’s got their eyes on you.

Third Circle: Gluttony

You arrive at the party. Multiple monster pizzas greet you, and fresh CFA chicken.

Fourth Circle: Greed

You watch in envy as the seniors enter through their own line, a pathway right by the beer garden. The entrance is theirs.

Fifth Circle: Anger

You’re angry that you didn’t come earlier. Now all your friends are inside having fun while you’re still waiting in line. But the door is near...

Sixth Circle: Heresy

You’re inside now, dancing like no one’s watching… leaving little room for Jesus.

Seventh Circle: Violence

Music is blasting around you. Red lights fill the room with a violent energy.

Eighth Circle: Fraud

You’ve seen this before… maybe last week….. But that was a sham compared to Jones Inferno...

Ninth Circle: Treachery

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, but trust us when we say that Jones will show you the best time of your life.

For one night, give in to your deepest desires and sin without punishment. Come to Jones INFERNO: it’s gonna be fire.

Sign up for Non-Rice Guests: Guests must be 18 years or older and must be registered by 11:59pm on Thursday, September 27th!